National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.

Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.

by Ugly gorl April 12, 2018

national titty fuck day

Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking

dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day

by MegTaylor November 14, 2007

National Titty Pics Day

April 18th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic

person 1: Ay yo today’s national titty pics day

person 2: dw i gotchu fam *sends a titty pic*

person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*

by BigBoyDave April 18, 2018

National Eat Pussy Day

On June 25th people celebrate National Eat Pussy Day by eating a girl out.

Im going to Jessica’s house tomorrow to eat her out since it’s National Eat Pussy Day.

by JuiceWorld June 24, 2018

National fuck Jacob day

June 21, the day where everyone named Jacob either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day

Hey it’s national fuck Jacob day
Wait I’m Jacob
Go f***yourself Jacob

by 3XTREMEY BOI July 21, 2018

National Singles Awareness day

falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates

Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff

by Zach Bess February 15, 2008

National get TikTok day

Make your friend get TikTok

Send them this

They have to

You: Get TikTok it’s funny

Friend: No it’s weird

National get TikTok day

by Bruh~_~ October 18, 2019