Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
by F33tsl@y3r321💅🏻 July 6, 2023
Get the Noah Schnappmug. Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better afterward.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.
by Electrafya July 8, 2024
Get the Noahmug. 
Get the Noahmug. I'm running out of cage names...
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah 😐
Lucifer 😧
Noah 😐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
*Hammering in the distance*
Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"🤨
*Hammering continues*
Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" 🔥🤬🔥
*Hammering stops*
Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" 😤
Noah "I am building an ark."
Lucifer 😧 "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."
Noah 😐
Lucifer 😧
Noah 😐
*Hammering resumes*
Lucifer 😨...😑 "GOD!?"
God "Yep."
Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... 😑 Care to explain or?"
God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊
Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer 😨
God 🙂
Lucifer 😨
God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah 😐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."
Lucifer 😨 "Everyone... But him?"
God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"
God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" 🌊
Lucifer 😨 "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"
God "Duck-billed platypus."
Lucifer 😨 "Wha... That... What does it DO?"
God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."
Lucifer 😨
God 🙂
Lucifer 😨
God 😃 "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"
Lucifer 😨 "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"
God ☹️ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."
Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"
God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."
Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."
God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"
Noah 😐
God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."
Noah "Yes my lord."
God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
Get the Noahmug. What are people named Noah like? Noahs are nice and sometimes have a funny sense of humor. Although they might tell some little white lies sometimes, that doesn't mean that they won't be there to help you when you need it most. Although beware of their hair because sometimes they style in mohawks. But they are great people and make great siblings.
Noah
by funnynames12345 February 23, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Noah Carey is a great person who love to eat and play video games (Minecraft and smash bros ultimate) he has Nintendo switch soon ps4 and loves memes plz love me
by Bruh sound effect 1 November 12, 2019
Get the Noah Careymug.