My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

Jam RP

Feeling like the anime main character, even tho you are embarrassing yourself.

He does so much Jam RP recently

by Solid_jai July 31, 2024

jig jams

Music that African Americans listen to

Wow Jamal is bumping the jig jams today

by blickyyyyyy August 5, 2024

Jammed up

Jammed up is when you are
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood

2.Worked up about something

3. Stuck in a pickle

4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel

Dude did you hear AARON Paul was Badly Jammed up last night, he got caught banging a 3

by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024

Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble

You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

Peanut Butter Throat Jam

When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.

Remember to keep your epi-pen close.

See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster

Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Gin-jams

The loungewear selected for wearing whilst consuming not just a gin and tonic, but anything with gin in it. For example, it would also be appropriate to adorn gin-jams whilst indulging in a negroni.

Darling…please pour me a gin and tonic whilst I go and put on my gin-jams.

by anonymous April 16, 2025