as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

guys' night out 

A typical guys (or lads) night out involves going to a pub or nightclub and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol (mainly beer/lager), shouting obsenities at members of the public, harassing members of the opposite sex and generally being obnoxious.

Come on lads! Lets have a guys night out!

guys' night out by Yorik August 19, 2003

Beef Night

Beefy Goodness taken to unsurpassed levels of fun!! Usually requires two or more beef eating buddies to group together. They are then to work themselves into a Beef eating Frenzy and while growling really loud, like this...------> Raaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!! Then to be followed by a flurry of chomping down on awesome smoked Beef sandwiches (Good Bread a given). Discussions of mountain purchases soon follow combined with awesome back patting.

Woooooooooot!!!!!!! Beef!!! Oh ya baby!!!

Beef night!!! I'm soo Excite!!!

Kilmer(weapon of mass temptation, for strangely wired dikes) is coming to Beef night also!!!

Beef Night by A Kind Due February 18, 2009

Friday Night Funkin 

A game where you fuckin' smack your fingers on the keybinds, while playing as a midget, battling a demon, then a pumpkin and skeleton, then a lemon demon, a short dude with a gun, THEN A FUCKING DEMON WHO'S A MILF/SUCCUBUS, THEN THE MILF SITTING IN THE FATHER'S LAP WITH A GUN POINTED AT SANTA, THENNNNNN THE LEMON DEMON IS BACK WITH ANTLERS ON HIS HEAD, THEENNNNNNNNN A FRICKIN YANDERE SIMULATOR LOOKING MTF BUT PIXELATED, THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AN IMMATURE DRILL SEARGENT?! OH MAH GODDDDDDDD

I WANT TO FUCKIN PLAY FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN YOU MOTHERFUCKER! LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!!!

Friday Night Funkin by TylerOfChaosYT February 24, 2022

fuck it all night 

An alcohol and drug filled night sometimes involving hookers that eventually leads to passing out cold, dying, or staying up for over 24 hours. It's usually done on the night before a day off work because the next day you are too wiped out to do anything.

Bob and I had a fuck it all night.

fuck it all night by OvanMagma May 7, 2011

late night

a slut you call at 420 AM to suck your dick

"damn its late and im drunk, lets get some latenight"

late night by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003

Queen of the Friday night Fish Fry 

A typical Wisconsin woman (usually fat, ugly, ignorant, and dressed in a tent like outfit).

That queen of the Friday night fish fry needs to get out and see how the rest of the world lives.

Queen of the Friday night Fish Fry by Greg and kim April 30, 2006