Grocery Mom

A term for a person that tries to be responsible when a group of friends go shopping at the grocery store.

They typically like to be organized and only purchase the essentials while the other friends try to buy junk food (like Twinkies and Doritos).

Grocery Moms can get frustrated and yell at their friends like they are children. Sometimes they break down and cry in the store when the "kids" get out of hand.

Lindsay: "Boys get back here!!"

Chris: "But I want Doritos!"

Justin: "But I want Twinkies"

Dave: "Everyone loves sandwiches!! What about light syrup?"

Lindsay: "No we must follow the list!!"

Chris: "You're such a grocery mom"

by Grocery Mom August 25, 2013

ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

Liar mom

It's when your mom never trusts you, but.... you try to punish her, so you say to the crowd: My mom's a liar!
The Crowd says: Really
You: YAS, Never trust him!
The crowd says: Ok

Person 1: Liar mom
Ur mom: Stop
Person 1: I'm never trusting you

by Linsuck September 6, 2022

Rory's Mom

Rory's mom is a term commonly used to describe sexually attractive single mothers.

Check out that hot chick, I think she might be Rory's Mom

by mapleint March 16, 2021

mom cups

Someone who likes to oversee everything, not allowing others to have fun in the process. A stereotypical helicopter mom.

Karen was being a total mom cups today. She told me I can't date that hot guy on Bumble.

by ady7 January 30, 2017

Tittle’s Mom

Being a skanky Whore

Stop being a Tittle’s Mom

by barleywaters January 5, 2020

breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

by maxkappe October 2, 2014