ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

your mom

when little timmy cant combeack with a good argument so he starts insulting your mother

me: you are stupid timmy
Timmy:your mom haha

by Splien September 26, 2018

Wage Mom

Wage Mom is used to describe your female boss who cares about you like a mom, but still pays you at the end of the month. It could also be used to ironically make fun of your male boss.

Andrew: "Hey man, wanna meet after work today?"
Bruce: "Sorry man, my wage mom asked me to do overtime."

by YeetBoiEpicDab69 March 30, 2022

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Your Mom

The word for answering some questions.
But make sure not to say "WHAT are we doing today?" Because someone can answer " I said WHAT not WHO."

Q. Who are we doing today? A. Your Mom/Mother/The female version of the parent.

by AssBurgers789 April 7, 2015

Mom or mum

The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .

I wish my mom or mum

never left me

by L.a.r.a May 25, 2018

your mom

is very gay

your mom is gay

by whore lol June 12, 2019