jitts mom

a woman who sadly has a bitchless son

“Jitts mom is so fire” “oh that one losers mom? i heard he gets no bitches unlike his mom”

by TheTrendyPotato April 26, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

Johns Mom

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

by Sucacock May 14, 2023

Your mom

Common word among the gamers which act as the most important part of "Gamer's Vocabulary".This phrasal word has a power to increase skill of the gamers.

Player one accidentally throws flash bang at their teammate.
Player two:"you stupid dipshit,I regret the night I had impregnated your mom and she gave birth to you".
player one's skill improved .

by Xaymon January 3, 2023

Mom pillow

When it's very cold outside and your mom dresses you in layers.

Me: *waddling to school* Uhhh I feel like a mom pillow.

by Crazy_as_Cora November 16, 2018

Mom barbie

A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.

"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"

by mgg November 25, 2018

your mom

she is your mom duuhhhh

omg is that a bird no its your mom

by whip with that food November 29, 2018