Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
by Miggly December 27, 2006
- A short video which is located on YouTube about Bloody Mary which has currently about two million views so far, and is published by Alexander Carneiro
- Also known as titled, Friday the 13th
- A crappy edited video.
- Ugly host with strange teeth shapes.
- Also known as titled, Friday the 13th
- A crappy edited video.
- Ugly host with strange teeth shapes.
Ken: I'm looking for some hardcore evidence that Bloody Mary is real.
Jason: Well, I'm sure this video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" will make you rofl.
Jason: Well, I'm sure this video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" will make you rofl.
by HotPocketLover February 18, 2011
Referring to the infamous teacher who had sex with her 13 year old student. When a hot young teacher who can get any guy basically wants to screw a hot underaged student (like 17-15)
Sally and Jim are in the faculty lounge
Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared
Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!
Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?
Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!
Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared
Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!
Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?
Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!
by letstalkandholdhands September 16, 2010
a prestigous school located in Memphis, TN that allows young women to develop their leadership and academia in addition to preparing for college. School mascot is the turkeys.
by hahahahahahahaheheheheheehehe June 27, 2010
the best school ever. you can smoke weed all day and write papers trashing capitalism all night. st. mary's is where you go to study the rest of fuckhead population USA. kids there don't give a shit what they're going to do after college, they'll be a teacher or something. this school makes you a better human being. also the professors are awesome.
"so what's your essay on?"
"i'm turning my paper for 'sexuality in modernism' into a paper about communism."
"oh yeah, i forgot you go to St. Mary's College of Maryland"
"where are you?"
"i'm at St. Mary's College of Maryland. i'm drinking beer with some people on a beach but all they have is natty bo."
"i'm a student at St. Mary's College of Maryland, and i'm so high i don't even remember what i wrote in this urban dictionary entry"
"i'm turning my paper for 'sexuality in modernism' into a paper about communism."
"oh yeah, i forgot you go to St. Mary's College of Maryland"
"where are you?"
"i'm at St. Mary's College of Maryland. i'm drinking beer with some people on a beach but all they have is natty bo."
"i'm a student at St. Mary's College of Maryland, and i'm so high i don't even remember what i wrote in this urban dictionary entry"
by realdumper283 March 12, 2010
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