An amazing women that claims the light but really controls the dark side! Or visa versa, depending on who you are!
Tortuga: she always brings me out of my shell to see the light!
Brown eye: that’s the moon, don’t get tricked by the “queen of light.”
Brown eye: that’s the moon, don’t get tricked by the “queen of light.”
by Brow eye bandit October 9, 2020
Get the Queen of lightmug. States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
Get the the unicorn light principlemug. Light is a Electromagnetic wave.
Lights as an adjective is the opposite of heavy. Which is easy to (push, Pull, Hold, Throw, Etc.)
Lights as an adjective is the opposite of heavy. Which is easy to (push, Pull, Hold, Throw, Etc.)
by Trimizx July 10, 2017
Get the Lightmug. A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
Get the Keurig blue light specialmug. When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.
Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”
by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023
Get the Bar Light Beautymug. by TacoboyFTW August 10, 2021
Get the Brown lightmug. by shwacked September 10, 2020
Get the light boxmug.