by Randomthingz November 5, 2020
Get the Kick dick day mug.When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
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Get the Ball kicks mug.When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame
YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing
by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022
Get the kick router mug.Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.
by eartherygubb October 1, 2020
Get the Kick Dick December mug.Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020
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