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Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 22, 2024
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Jew

An acronym of the punk rock band Jimmy Eat World, most known for their song, The Middle.
Me: You've heard that song by Jew?
Other person: I'd rather listen to MCR or FOB.
by cstrong February 2, 2024
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As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences
"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"
by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024
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Jew

someone of any race or religion that is stingy, greedy, untrustworthy, lying & just a straight up nigger.
That nigger Kane is being a fkg Jew.. He needs some act right.
by Trixxier Crisp February 8, 2024
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nether jew

another term for piglins in Minecraft, often used when they don’t give you good trades
holy fuck man, that nether jew just gave me three ender pearl trades in a row
by furry slayer April 4, 2023
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Jew

Parker byer himself
by Yepper April 4, 2023
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Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist
There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.
by Camille12 April 5, 2023
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