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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
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internetional

being or existing multiple places on internet and/or a person's various social media sites at the same time, often times randomly or some really obscure reason

Portmanteau of internet and international.
Have y'all seen that latest post from Chika? Everyone is talking about it and it's in all my feeds, Twitter, Insta, even my Yahoo! News!! This babe has really gone internetional, overnight.
by Whoshotya? February 16, 2020
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Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.
Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Internet Charades

A game where someone gets a person or group of people to guess what they're thinking of by using images instead of words to give hints.
A: "My friend is sending me pictures and making me guess what they mean"

B: "Oh yeah, they've always been a fan of playing Internet Charades"
by TheBeenLord January 7, 2025
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Internet talmudist

When an antisemitic person tries to justify their antisemitism by spreading taken out of context, mistranslated, outright false or all of them - Talmud quotes.
- do you know that Jews see goyim as animals and beasts that should only serve Jews???1
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is

- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism
by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024
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