Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+

Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke

by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 20, 2017

internet patriot

Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.

Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.

by Skeegan April 23, 2018

cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018

internet moocher

Someone who uses you for your internet (most cases fast internet) and leaves upon downloading what was needed. These friends are only friends fir your high speed internet connection.

Omg he is such an internet moocher, left right after downloading his game

by Turtle Skater January 11, 2018

internet

the internet the magical limitless well of information and damnation your on right now

the internet is a very horrible place full of broken dreams and porn fanatics

by the random person in your shed March 26, 2020

The internet

The internet is an amazing contraption made to communicate and distract people. The internet is addictive and fun.

"I am SO addicted to the internet!"

by A. B. March 27, 2020

Internet

Nothing but trolls and stolen memes.

Internet

by Iamlyrich April 26, 2020