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Double Sack Taint Smack

When two guys are fucking the same girl, one in the front and one in the back, and their timing gets messed up leading them to smack eachothers balls on the girl's taint
Me and Jim were fucking this chick the other day and he screwed up the timing and we ended up doing the double sack taint smack!
by Corey3259 April 11, 2015
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booty meat dingle sack

a booty meat dingle sack is a person who party's all day and night and always comes to you when he's drunk
Ugh, Kevin was being such a booty meat dingle sack.
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Uglier than a sack of assholes

The ultimate slogan to be used when a female is absolutely positively ugly and there is only one way to describe her ugliness. This may be confused with fugly, however this reference trumps the fugly category.
Man, that chick is "uglier than a sack of assholes".
by Big Harry Johnson October 5, 2007
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Tic Tac Potato Sack

Someone with a really small dick, yet has a gigantic ballsack.
by Jedi Master Yoda May 2, 2007
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Randy Savage Sack Lunch

When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.
What did your mom pack in your lunchbox? Cause she gave me a Randy Savage Sack Lunch last night.
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
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Santa's Big Red Sack

Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.
Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.
by JayTree January 19, 2008
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delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019
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