Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.

"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Work Whore

A person who makes time to hang out with his "cool" friends, but pretends he's busy with work when invited to hang out with his real friends

"Man, Tom is such a work whore"

by Based_ICWD December 10, 2020

clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

work

the worst thing ever created

money should be free so we don't have to work

by bigchingus409 September 9, 2019

Work

the effort of force get the best of resistance or producing molecular change.

"The engine of the car finally started after some hard work, and the car roared to life."

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

PDW (Play, Dinner, Work)

The dream items? The ultimate work-hards in the closet? They meet the PDW criteria. Styles that span across the three facets of our life—Play, Dinner, Work. Not everything can be created with an eye towards this functionality—but when a piece nails it, it’s worth noting and having.

Person 1: Before we go to dinner I have to go home and change. I’ve been at work all day! Do you need to change?

Person 2: Nope! I wore my PDW (Play, Dinner, Work) pieces. They work for so many occasions, I can go from work to dinner without having to go home and change.

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021

Not going to work

It'll be full credit or it will be child murder and there is no inbetween.

Hym "Not going to work. If I'm not getting credit it will be your kid's ass! Let me know. We can end it today. You figure out what you're going to tell the parents? You look your kids in the eyes and tell them "Mommy and Daddy love you but I have to let him kill you because if I don't it sets a president that says I can't stalk, harass, and rob people if they threaten the life... They are going to take..."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024