THE WOOD

When you grab a thick piece of wood and shove it in your girls ass when you are fucking her

Dude me and your girl did the wood last night

by anonymous April 20, 2022

maddie woods

A girl who sucks too much dick so she has to go to the dentist to get her tooth fixed.

Stop being a maddie woods!!

by Peoplebeingtoosexual01 October 4, 2016

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020

Choping Wood

Masterbate.....:)

Guy: What are you doing
Other Guy: Choping wood!
Guy: Oh god why in front of me!!!!

by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009

paris woods

A boss ass bitch!She gets what she wants and takes it.She is cool under pressure and is chill.She has boys wrapped around her fingers exept loves one boy.She makes bad love decisions but makes good life descions

I wish I was like Paris woods my life sucks.

by D.b.E.e.Z.Y April 9, 2017

A Heritage Woods

When a person poops and clogs the toilet then poops again on top of it causing it to clog worse.

Lukas did a heritage woods in the bathroom and it took 15 minutes to fix it.

by anonymous April 18, 2025

wood head

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.

“That girl from Palm Springs was a real wood head- but damned she could cook”

by BJV - SF May 27, 2024