I hate life

Same Bro

Friend: I hate life

Me: Same bro

by Wild Asian December 2, 2019

I can't breatheeee!!!

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

bee-I-zitch

Used instead of the more vulgar bitch, for describing a really unpleasant woman,when your listeners include people ( like your Mom ) who would be appalled at such language. Acceptable in even the most curse averse groups.

That teacher is such a bee-I-zitch! She drives me crazy!

She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an

accident.

by gulsh June 3, 2010

i smell cap

I smell cap basically means you know someone’s lying. This comes from the saying no cap, which means “no lie” or “for real”.

Girl: “I promise I’m not sleeping with anyone.” Guy: “I smell cap.”

by LEG24 November 19, 2019

i am inevitable

I am inevitable is said by someone who thinks their going to win but loses everything

Before the fight the man said I am inevitable but he losed the fight and his life by a snap

by An aarenutmle May 15, 2019

I remember when

The 'I remember when' law states that if a person posts a picture of their child/grandchild/pet on social media then at least 50% of the replies to the post will be made up with people talking about their child/grandchild/pet.

"Here is a picture of little Maude taking a shit on the kitchen floor"
"Oh that's so cute; George does this all the time"
"They grow up so fast don't they? I remember when Alfie used to shit in the garage before bedtime"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

i am the senate

A phrase which the fictional character Darth Sidious from 'Star Wars' says before cutting down three useless Jedi Masters.

"The senate will decide your fate," Windu told the crazy old Sith before the latter declared, "I am the senate!" and did an overwhelming flip in the air whilst screeching.

by MysteriousStranger420 January 9, 2017