Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form

That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human

by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot

Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor

by yessssssssssssssssssssssssss00 June 13, 2022

Human bin

Someone trashy who is being used.

Ugh, Becky is such a human bin. Did you see her with Bob the other night?

by BranK18 July 12, 2018

Humanities

worst subject in the history of ever

Humanities? More like Human Titties

by eelwastaken May 26, 2021

humans

little shits that people are sick and tired of.

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-

by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018