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Human

"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."

"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."
by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021
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Human

A creature with very edible foreskin, especially in girth. Beat the meat of the creature to cook it on success.
by He/he/he/ha August 3, 2022
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Human Rights

you don’t have these if ur name isn’t max
person 1: “hey-“
person 2: “is ur name max?”
person 1: “no”
person 2: “then shut up challenge, when the government said ‘human rights’, they never meant you. #SILENCEUNMAXVOICES”
by lilispad June 15, 2021
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Humanity

1. A mistake; Something that shouldn't exist
"Humanity has once again betrayed itself"
by BacchusEntr May 9, 2022
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Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human
Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans
by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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