National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 01, 2023

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i have 2 sides

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i rember

I have 2 sides, i forgor, i rember

by sunmanparadox July 26, 2021

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He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 26, 2021

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Have a boot

Have Having Had a boot means same as chasing the dragon = smoking heroin on tin foil.

In top boy Jaq see that lauren had a boot before getting in bath and died. (Must've took something else or been other contributing factors coz that's not possible)

Everyone thought Kelly was fit until this is England 90 when she's caught having a boot in bathroom (why not lock the door?!)

Heroin addict needed to have a boot to stop cold turkey withdrawl

by Pseudonym? Mynoduesp March 31, 2024

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