Harkle Farte

Harkle farte is a phrase you use to describe someone you know and/or don’t like. An example would be an ex or teacher. This can be used to cover up the real name of the person as to avoid eavesdroppers.

Example “ugh there goes Harkle farte”

by Kale07 January 12, 2022

subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.

I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.

by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021

Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.

"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."

by PastelN December 17, 2021

Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

Pp fart

When you fart out of your pp

Beyonce: "bruh, Kanye, did you just fart out of your penis"

Kanye: "indeed. Pp fart."

by BIG MOMMY MILKERS November 9, 2020

lying fart

lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts

damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart

by hezdai November 16, 2020