Slammin clam

When your playing golf and 2 balls collide on the green.

Slammin clams: “You hit my ball, we’ve slammed clams”.

by Dthedrick August 15, 2025

Slammin clam

When your playing golf and 2 balls collide on the green.

Slammin clams: “You hit my ball, we’ve slammed clams”.

by Dthedrick August 15, 2025

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025

The Clam

An unjust, sudden and surprising external force which interferes with orderly plans.

I was planning on joining, but The Clam happened.

by nehrb October 9, 2025

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended up with a clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended the evening with frustration and a case of clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025