Tiny Car Syndrome

what one experiences when looking for a parking space in a crowded lot, seeing an empty spot in the distance, only to find it filled by a tiny car, ie: Mini cooper, VW Beetle, Yugo, or the like.

A couple driving around for five minutes in a parking lot...

Girlfriend (points finger): Oh! there's one!

Boyfriend: Score!

Girlfriend: Aww damnit, it looked like an open spot.

Boyfriend: I know, that was a bad case of Tiny Car Syndrome.

by pistola pietrovka February 19, 2010

Car-bar-hydrating

The act or process of making frequent trips to a car stocked with alcohol as to avoid paying for drinks at a pub/bar/club.

"£3.50 a pint! Fancy some car-bar-hydrating"

by mustardsanta January 8, 2010

Where your car at?

Not necessarily asking about an automobile, this phrase is simply asking "where are you?" or "what are you doing?" similar to "where do you stay at" or "what up?" Often used when answering the phone, instead of saying "hello."

RING..RING.."Hey, where your car at?"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

piss-between-cars

Verb-urinating in street or parking lot while standing beside parked automobiles for cover.

Starbuck's was closed so I had to piss-between-cars.

by miss christine October 16, 2008

car sex 2

instead of a commentary of a man having sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with a million dollar supercar.

pyrocynical never made car sex 2

by LazyLow November 1, 2019

car enema

The process of washing the undercarriage of an automobile at a car wash.

As I drove into the car wash, the rush of high pressured water to the undercarriage startled me; while this was my first car enema, it certainly will not be my last.

by Jackspenn March 8, 2008

Koopa Clown Car

Bowsers rip off of Robotnics hover car

Bowser wanted to take over the world in his koopa clown car

by TheNuke January 30, 2003