Burger Surgeon

That one guy who always picks apart their food before eating.

Jesus, Carl is being such a burger surgeon.

by FrySeal April 28, 2017

bitch burgers

Like Asperger's but more Bitchie

Shannan: im gonna fuck you up!!!

Bill: uh oh her bitch burgers are coming out again

by Goblinqueen June 15, 2017

burger queef

When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.

"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.

by Guahabi D. November 14, 2017

Burger bowl

When Paul’s a bellend

Paul’s a right burger bowl

by Kaaaawa May 13, 2018

jiffy burger

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners

Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger

by Accelgor February 27, 2017

burger burt

soft ass bitch. A burger burt will never leave you alone he always wants to be gay and loves eating

burger burt aint no shooter

by burger burt June 18, 2018

deep fried burger

When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.

Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.

by Hines420 May 26, 2016