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by wongerMcdonger July 20, 2025

Spat in the burger

The act of applying moisture to a dry vagina

She opened her legs and I was consumed by a cloud of dust, like a sandstorm in the Sahara, so I spat in the burger. As made famous on a pinball forum

by Popeye is rubbish October 17, 2016

Burger Death

Any fastfood place that sells bugers made of beef that causes death by arteries clogging, fecal matter, or shitty quality beef. Or and or a burger that causes extreme diharea which may lead to death!

1)Lets go to buger death for a wopper Jr.
2)That Burger death killed my toilet!

by BurgerboyMG January 8, 2011

bussy burger

When a man’s ass is just as wet(or wetter) than the average pussy.

“I was really shocked when my bf broke up with me because he liked bussy burger more than my pussy.”

by Bussy Burger August 5, 2023

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Burger

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.

The word is similarly structured as "murder".

- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.

- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.

by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024

Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023