mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

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The 24th May is a send your naked boobs day. Send this to a friend to have a pic. Dont use google pictures

Send a pic of your naked boobs.

by MasterHelper May 24, 2023

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Tomato Boob

A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.

Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"

by Dr.Spaceman! June 11, 2012

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National Boob Day

Every April 3rd you have to get a Boob pic

National Boob Day

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things that make men horny and make them daydream about them:

trey: man, did you see how large leslie's boobs are? they're an pain in the ass killer!
denis: no, but look at her boobs.

( . ) ( . )

trey: DAMNN!

ehuse them in a sentence anything related to boobs

by L0VES1CK September 7, 2021

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