Boner Appetitties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. It was founded by men for men (Although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). Boner Appettities offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. The women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. If the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.
by Brody Mayor July 28, 2010
Get the Boner Appetittiesmug. A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.
Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.
Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!
by Scorpionflame101 October 17, 2008
Get the Martha Bonermug. Dude, I think your crush likes someone else.
Well. That's a boner killer.
*after breaking your laptop*
AGHHHHHHHHH. Boner killer!
Well. That's a boner killer.
*after breaking your laptop*
AGHHHHHHHHH. Boner killer!
by X3no June 9, 2013
Get the Boner killermug. When a man gets an erection places his thumb and index finger around the base of his unit and swings it around like the blades of a helicopter. The boner copter is very versatile and can be used for any number of purposes which include :air fan, bagel cutter, drink mixer and is now being used as an acceptable method of transportation.
Sally says to her husband:"Hey honey, its really hot over here, can you come over and give me a boner copter?"
by Gmoney the great August 16, 2011
Get the Boner Coptermug. A "Boner Garage" is a place to park your lovely boner! Your significant other or that hoe Sheva that you met down the street could often serve as your "boner garage".
Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"
Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
by atthesametime69 August 7, 2018
Get the Boner Garagemug. by GeekVault August 27, 2010
Get the Phone-bonermug. When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.
Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
Get the Backwards Bonermug.