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Onision Banana

-Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death..
-Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers windup dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos..Onision must be stopped!!
-EXAMPLE:A banana askes "Hey, have you heard of Onision?? " and Jaclyn Glenn asks the banana "Oh you mean the next Hitler??" and immediately after the banana kills himself/herself..
xo.A Onision banana often dabbles in occult since Onision is a sexy devil.ox
by Anon07.. December 14, 2017
mugGet the Onision Bananamug.

Flying Banana

A Threesome involving a man or woman, a man and a midget.

When the woman lies on the bed or floor with her legs spread open and hands tied down. The man then jumps from something tall such as a shelf or table, with his dick arrect. He lands straight into her kitty pillow. A midget wearing a cherry costume then with his dick out jumps on top of the guy, dick slapping him in the face.
" My buddy was having a crazy party last week.
They even had a Flying Bananasplit in the living room."
by BiggestMonkaBallls April 4, 2020
mugGet the Flying Bananamug.

empty banana

When you eat all of the banana fruit in the banana and you're left with an empty shell of a banana.
This is another word for banana skin.
Person 1: Hey! Dump your Empty Banana dude!
Person 2: Okay, I ate it all and will put the empty part in the compost bin.
Person1: Imagine if someone slipped on it!
Person 2: Yes I see the danger, Empty Bananas are bad.
by leagator January 4, 2018
mugGet the empty bananamug.

bruised banana

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis
dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night
by Sam the man with ham February 3, 2017
mugGet the bruised bananamug.

Banana Split

The act of a female cumming on your dick while bouncing in a split formation.
by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015
mugGet the Banana Splitmug.

Banana Slugs

Our code word to know if one of us were falling in love was banana slugs so when she played piano I replied with “banana slugs”
by Yikes yikes May 29, 2018
mugGet the Banana Slugsmug.

Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids
by Bananaladies December 5, 2018
mugGet the Banana Cummug.

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