Bad Friend

Someone that does not bring their friend toilet paper.
Friend -"Hey did you bring me toilet paper?"
Bad Friend-"Nope"
Friend-"You're a Bad Friend™"
by Zauz March 01, 2017
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Friending Rampage

A term for friending anyone and anything on Facebook. Usually these rampages occur when drunk or high and home alone. It also helps if the one being friended has a hot profile picture.
Gary: "Dude when did you get so many facebook friends?"
Me: "I had a Friending Rampage after one too many beers last night."
by Jemaine924 August 27, 2011
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L Friend

When a person close to you does something that hurts you, something a true friend would never do to you
Dallas just left me on read, L friend bro.
by CHS2K May 07, 2022
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Fungus friend

Someone who may not be initially likable but possesses the ability to grow on others over time, much in the way that a fungus would.
I used to think Mike was a total prick but now we hang out all the time. I guess he's kind of a fungus friend.
by Nimslev August 06, 2010
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cake-friend

cake-friend (n.)

1. A person whom one likes to bake with.
2. A person whom one knows and trusts with all cake recipes.

3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle to create the best cakes.

4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the cake world movement.
Taster: "Wow! This lemon pound cake is killer!"
Baker: "Oh Thanks! Alissa gave me that recipe, every recipe she gives me turns out great. She is my one true cake-friend."
by juggins mccrea and e-mcg May 01, 2009
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canadian friend

A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you
Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!
by CoolCookey March 27, 2018
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Friend Whore

A person who has many friends from many groups and circles, who always tries to please them all at the same time and desperately tries to keep them all seperate because they insist, which inevitably and consistently results in some disaster that said person is sure to be blamed for, yet has nothing to do with anything.
Monica: Pheobe is at the coffee shop with Joey and Chandler, regardless of their feud with Ross. I mean, doesn't she have any loyalty to my brother!
Rachel: Pheobe is such a Friend Whore. I'm not listening to her Smelly Cat song anymore!
by bebejarvis April 13, 2010
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