[Shwulzeug] , [Willy-Benz]

English Definition

This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.


German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
English Example 1:
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz

English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.

German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!

German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
by Viko and Tony August 24, 2008
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Fiddle E Willy

like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent
Hey, sophie, Fiddle E Willy?
by arryboob June 10, 2024
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Willis' Law

As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1
person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig
by Scyye (discord) December 01, 2023
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willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.
e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
by felixculpa February 18, 2016
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Janaiya Willis

Janaiya Willis's are perfection at it's finest. They can be the kindest but meanest girls in the world. If you're friends with a Janaiya Willis she will be the best looking person you know with a funny personality. Don't ever get on Janaiya's bad side or you will be in a world of hurt. She can be your best friend, therapist, and girlfriend all in one.
Never turn your back on a Janaiya Willis or she will come for you.
Man: "Is that Janaiya Willis?"
Man 2: "Yeah I'd totally rail her"
by Youranonymoussimp August 15, 2022
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willy flow

When this gigantic Big Billys obese

obsession of stealing everyones mothers underwear.

Whitch is also famously know as a well known disease as Urmumitiousussy.

Most furryies/furryselfs declear to be most popular to be diagnosed as victims of Urmumitioussy

If you are please contact 111 the medical helpline and explain your symptoms and mental issues in full details

If you are a victim of big Billy's actions them don't be afraid to step up and
Used as E.g

Sarah: How's your willy flow?

Big billy: my willy flow is feeling fat and greasy

(WARNING some people my be confused by this question if so beat them up)

CAN BE USED AS A COMPLIMENT OR INSULT
by Denki Kaminari (Pikachu) March 01, 2023
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willy nits

Another name for the STDCrabs
Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.
by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020
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