by osamabeenstackin February 02, 2025
Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024
Jim: "I just got a new couch, want to toss the salad in my living room tonight?"
Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"
Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"
by 01Pineapplez01 January 17, 2025
by massive_schlong August 14, 2018
When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.
by 0712 August 09, 2018
Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.
Example 2:
That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.
Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard September 15, 2015
by Collin carruthars November 30, 2022