Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

Salad

It's salad.

Next time eat a salad!
-Scout TF2

by Inquisitive Walnut April 21, 2022

Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.

"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

Tossing The Salad

Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.

My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.

by DogOfDeviance March 11, 2024

Salad picker

Someone that’s a picky eater even if it’s a salad

Don’t bring Mary to the party she’s such a salad picker

by White lotus August 29, 2022

salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016

Salad thrower

Someone who tosses a salad at a higher velocity or with more force.

He put his all into it when he threw that salad. He’s a good salad thrower.

by Shoffm89 August 5, 2018