Jew coin

A metal coin, often given as a promotional item, used to take grocery store carts without needing an actual coin.

Jan: We need a cart for all these groceries, but I don’t have any spare change.
Martin: Here, use my jew coin.

by kadoodles May 05, 2021

Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.

Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.

by jackyp November 11, 2009

Rayne Is a Jew

A fucking Jew.

I dont care because Rayne Is a Jew.

by bagel bear March 23, 2023

Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.

CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming

by xythras September 03, 2024

gay jew bug

A gay Jewish Bug.
Henry Grant is a prime example of a bug whom is Jewish and Homosexual.

"bro thats disgusting what is that"
"oh that? thats the gay jew bug henry gay grant"

by Churgerman November 28, 2023

Jew knuckle

When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.

Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!

by JewishFucker February 16, 2025

Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.

Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.

by March 25, 2024