bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018

Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 14, 2025

jew

hey you know that jew in high school adin ross
apparently hes trans

adin ross is jew
osman was a jew
dorthy was a w jew
ohwhathe

by ohwhathe May 14, 2024

Jew tunnel

A tunnel underground leading from one important place to another. Example being the tunnel found in New York leading from a Jewish place of worship to a ritual bath house.

"Hey man, we've been best friends and neighbors for years, would you like to build a jew tunnel between our houses?"

"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"

by WILLLYDONT February 15, 2024

jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

jew high

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan

Damn man you're Jew high right now.

by ToldyaPaola November 21, 2016