ass drag

used as a form of initiation when your naked ass is dragged over a rough carpet; usually resulting in a bloody ass and scars for life; also the inability to sit

"the ass drag made me cry for hours"

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

ass-hand

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.

"Don't make me whip out the ass-hand!"

by jovato May 12, 2003

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

International Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day

Internation Show Your Catgirl-friend ass Day is a yearly event held every year on the 17th of August.

1: "Dude, did you hear?"
2: "What?"
3: "If you don't participate in International Show your Catgirl-friend ass Day you're straight."
4: "Damn."

by MiqKir August 17, 2024

Blowout Ass

A person with a large ass or one that has been artificially enhanced

That women has a blowout ass!

by Peo’s calves August 17, 2024

Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass in the halls )
Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass)
Don't eat ass hahaha just kidding

Don't eat ass in the halls or you will die

by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

medium ugly ass bitch

something you say about an ex after the rose color glasses come off and all your friends finally tell you they were actually ugly

friend : “ she looked like fucking chucky anyways!”
me : “ you right. fuck that medium ugly ass bitch!”

by kittykat1998 August 18, 2024