jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5

When you see some big gyat from a nigga women.

That nigga has a Nigga Ass Power Gyat 5, that's crazy!

by jollyjolli June 6, 2024

cold ass beer

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold

DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.

by HenTyler November 1, 2021

Ass crack yeti

Someone who walks like a yeti but their ass crack is always showing, especially when bending over

Hey look, there's Ass crack yeti again, his ass crack is showing like usual

by Xx mechanic October 19, 2025

Eskimo Ass

Sex between two consenting and fur covered adult, in an igloo containing mounds of whale blubber and seal fat.

I just had to travel up north and get some of that Eskimo Ass

by ball-handles August 8, 2017

Fat Ass Rider

A "Fat Ass Rider" is a person (typically male) involved in a bike-riding race on the road, with their ass and crack showing to all drivers behind.

"Oh, pull up your pants you Fat Ass Rider!"

by PiggyFucboi September 28, 2017

nuclear bunker ass

Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.

"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"

by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017