vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016

Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024

thug dick

The genitalia belonging to a "thug" of the male variety. Often 8 inches or more.

"I got this thug dick cuh *starts swinging*."

by thugshaker9000 July 14, 2023

Dicked

To get hit from behind in a video game

I was sniping and a motherfucker then dicked me

by Nermies December 3, 2017

National suck a dick day

April 19th being the day you someones dick to whom you feel comfortable with like a boyfriend or a best friend or even your side piece Becky

Did you here Becky done stuff on national suck a dick day

by Big up the tb April 18, 2020

Dick

The adult slimjim

I want to suck his dick

by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l March 24, 2022