Dick

1) A males penis

2) a guy who is an utter asshole and does not give two shits about anyone but himself; intentionally acts mean for no reason

3) short for the name Richard

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there stepped on my new shoes at school

Guy 2: Wow, what a dick

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021

Dick

1)a males penis

2) A complete utter asshole that will intentionally act mean for no reason but to bother and annoy u

3) short for Richard. Idk why but it just is.

1) Guy 1: OMG he just got a tennis ball thrown straight at his dick

Guy 2: I know, that’s crazy! Thank God it was just a tennis ball or he wasn’t gonna be having kids any time soon.

2) Guy 1: Hey, that guy Jim stepped on my new shoes at school and now there dirty.

Guy 2: damn, that guy must be a dick.

3) Guy 1: Hey Dick, what’s going on
Guy 2: bro, just call me Richard please.

by CheezzySnags February 16, 2021

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

dick

What girls actually don't like

"Imagine sending girls dick pics thinking they'll like them." - many girls

by Some guy who looks on UD February 18, 2021

pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 18, 2021

Big dick McGee

He has the biggest cock threw out the lands

Bro big dick mcgee said I was cute

by dthreemo February 19, 2021

Slap Dick

In other words, Fuck You, Suck my dick. Another way of telling somebody to get they whack ass on somewhere .

“Bro SLAP DICK and die foo gtfo.”

by Slapdickanddie February 20, 2021