National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

International game day

This is the day, where you and your partner sits down and play af game together.

Efter the game is done, then it’s only the imagination that sets the boundaries

International game day
“ should we play a game?”
“Sure”

Game done

“What now?”
“What do you want?”
“I want…”

by International game day May 2, 2025

Wear your ricks day!

A day when you decide to wear your rick owens shoes in in order to possibly match with your significant other :D

You: Hey you’re wearing your ricks as well!

Significant other: Yeah! Its Wear your ricks day!

by RickysNum1Girl September 24, 2023

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

Bullying Dexo Day

Every year on the 29th of December, we bully the discord user Dexoo_ for his majestic ways of banter.

Oi you skanks, it's Bullying Dexo Day tomorrow, who's looking forward to that?

by TDSPDP December 28, 2022

hate layndon day

Every November 30th you will hate layndon

Person 1:oh hey it’s layndon
Person 2:oh hey it’s hate layndon day

by Thshsj November 22, 2023

National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023