Tub-ass

When a person is extremely obese. Like their ass is the size of a tub.

Becky to Amanda: You see Lucy over there?
Amanda: Omg yes girl, she is such a tub-ass.
Lucy: Who you calling a tub-ass, bitch?

by longdonglee January 10, 2025

ass

hoe

What an ass...

by sneakylauren09 February 25, 2019

Rats in my ass

The phrase “rats in my ass” can be used a few different ways such as, “damn” or “dang I thought I almost tricked you”
The phrase can also be used as a verb after you do something wrong.

Addie: “Hey what’s your address?”
Jordan: “gives address”
* a week later*
Jordan:“hey Addie what gift are you sending me?”
Addie: “what are you talking about?”
Jordan: “rats in my ass”
*a week later a gift arrives*

by Candiman69 June 10, 2024

Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.

Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".

by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018

ass crazy

(noun) the equivalent of mad cow disease, except found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer, and became a mule, he reached a dangerous level of ASS CRAZY!

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

Ass Cream

Creampie in the ass.

Come here, let me give you an ass cream.

by xShakey September 7, 2021

ass sore

When you take a shit and it feels like your asscheeks are being ripped apart from wiping.

John: man.. that was a huge ass sore, i kept clenching my buttcheeks..

by littlelillies March 18, 2014