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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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every fuck thing

Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.
He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.
by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021
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what the fuck

by pseudonympseudonympop July 9, 2024
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Fuckatives

Is the term most commonly used to identify Individuals who have sexual relations and or entercours with members of their immediate or direct family willingly
Those two cousins there are fuckatives.
by Flashbang2Tymes October 10, 2023
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Fuck Sticks

commonly referred as the middle finger, but is know to be currency with some retailers
(Jim) "Hey Tommy how much is it gonna be?"
(Tommy)It'll be 24 Fuck sticks."

I left my fuck sticks at home can I borrow one?
by Philip mkenzington July 4, 2016
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The fuck

When your mom opens your door while she knows that you live streaming Minecraft on twitch and tells you to give her a kiss.
The fuck man? I'm trying to do my homework get your hand away from my girl!
by Ghx5t February 16, 2022
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Sport fucking

Casual Sex with no emotions, no depth, no sensation. Yes it fun at first but it's gets boring because it has no deep meaning..

This Type of sex is great for guy or girl trips, lifestyle swingers, porn actors and street walkers. Aerobics workout is a benefit.

Horrible experience for couples...
If your relationship lack spiritual emotion sex, you're not meant for each other, cheating will occur. I guarantee it..

Sport fucking usually will find in the liberal or overly liberated women... if she fits into the modern women mantra yes she into sport fucking....

Liberal women don't necessarily make the best quality for wife....
Im Sport fucking at a swingers resort..
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