Dick

A person who doesn't tolerate narcissistic whiny people. A narcissist will call someone a dick if they don't get what they want from that person.

That dick wouldn't loan me any money.

by Muncy Reader September 24, 2023

Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.

Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.

by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.

Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"

by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025

Dick Stomp

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.

This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.

by kwis9 March 28, 2023

Dick

What the girls want.

My dick is so big you won't be able to fit it in you're tiny mouth.

by BootyPounder69420 August 11, 2019

Lesbian Dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.

Fuck you you lesbian dick!!

by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024