Sweatpants day

It is sweatpants day!
Time to wear sweatpants

Mom: Why are you wearing sweatpants?
Kid: because it's the national sweatpants day!

by Froggy_101 March 7, 2021

Rancer day

a certain person has to make out with another certain person.

dude: its rancer day other person: ok *makes out

by ekan e March 7, 2021

International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

nonbyfriend day

nonbyfriend day is the day you celebrate your non binary partner, like boyfriend and girlfriend day, but for non binary people

celebrated on the 22nd November

hey! it's the 22nd of November happy nonbyfriend day, I love you!

by mortasfuck March 8, 2021

national jelal day

national jelal day is May 4th because the calendar date for it is 5, 4 which is also his height.

hey, it's national jelal day today.

by i hate feminists3213 March 8, 2021

International cum in a bucket day

On March 9th, y'all must cum in a bucket as it is international cum in a bucket day

Tomflynn: you know what day it is?
Mick: nah?
Tomflynn: it's international cum in a bucket day!
Mick: damn!

by Dingleflap69420 March 8, 2021

Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day!

This is national celebrate sophie cooke! go hug her!

candice: what day is it?

Marley: Its celebrate sophie cooke day!

by soggboss3000 March 9, 2021