on my body

when a nigga tryna crush and you not going for that at all
can also be used by men
can also be used if you want the nigga that be on your body

(if you DONT want ts)
ex 1:
girl 1: yk jaden? the brownskin?
girl 2:that nigga? he be on my
body he could never hit this lil shi
ex 2:

boy 1:yo bree be on my body, not jackin that
boy 2: fax she chopped asl!
(if you LOWKEY feeling ts)
girl 1: that nigga texting you again? he on ya bodyy!
girl 2: nah deadass tho ion even mind he can crush anytimee

by bigbrowdaswitch September 9, 2024

End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

ow oof my bones

bone hurting juice that hurts ur bones

G r a n d p a: ow oof my bones Smol boi: o no

by deseased monke March 24, 2021

Oh honey ham my jam

That feeling when the beat drops.

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!

by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025