googetty my geshwargen

Slang. It literally means the act of having sex. It’s from season 4 episode 21 of family guy. Quagmire says that for the reason why he married the maid.

Maid: why did you marry me? Quagmire: so you can googetty my geshwargen!

by B-rizzle June 19, 2019

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monkey in my cheezle

There is a monkey in your pants or, there is a monkey in your friend who is a cheezle's pants.

Dude theres a monkey in your cheezle!!

Dude theres a monkey in my cheezle!!

by rockerwordboom October 13, 2007

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Wanna see my balls

When your two hairy balls are in need of O² so you need to get them out of your pants

~OR

You need to flex your huge balls

Adolf hitler: Wanna see my balls?

Joseph stalin: You don't have any you fucking retard!

by IsuckdicksEveryday March 08, 2024

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what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 17, 2023

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