This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
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The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 6, 2022
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“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
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Ex. Mike G, Butt Puke, An ignorant person or situation.
Ex. Mike G, Butt Puke, An ignorant person or situation.
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