Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

zeke day

a day where everyone celebrates the birth of the one and only zeke and rips straight puck

Travis : zeke day is going to be insane this year

10 : yeah, the boys will he ripping straight puck

by zekedog911 October 2, 2019

trans women appreciation day

13th june, day you should appreciate trans women on

hey are you going to appreciate any trans women since its 13th of june aka trans women appreciation day?

by PolishKitKat June 11, 2024

Grab Titty day

9/8 National Grab titty day

Grab titty day

by Lamkin29567 September 5, 2022

Gab Hate Day

everyday is gab hate day .

person: I hate gab
person 2: same
person 3: it's okay to hate gab, it's gab hate day!

by iIoveganyu May 23, 2021

Harass Mia Day

The 13th of December is a very special day when people get together to harass an individual called mia.

you: Hi mia, how do you do?
mia: I’m very well!!
you: nobody likes you, you little prick. It’s Harass mia day today!!

by LarissaaaaA November 13, 2021

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020