vagina sprinkles

it’s vagina hair

i was shaving my vagina sprinkles the other day

by akapretty7 May 6, 2020

Joel's Vagina

THE BEST PART ABOUT JOEL, it has 2 soft pillows and nice crevases

michael- have you seen joel's vagina yet
tom- no! but i wont too

by pussssssssssyEATER September 5, 2016

Vagina stretch

When you fuck dat v so hard that you can fit your whole leg inside of it

I have Brittney a nice vagina stretch

by PBI69420 March 18, 2020

vagina jam

Vagina jam is to a woman as smegma is to a man

Ew Krstina! You have been free balling all day, your shorts are going to be filled with vagina jam!

by Krstina Poop December 23, 2013

vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.

Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.

by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010

vagina digger

An insult to be taken figuratively or literally that implies someone is digging in one's vagina.

What are you looking for, you vagina digger!?

by Obey_Heda December 5, 2016

Vagina Fick

When you stick your head inside a vagina and lick it inside

Daniel gave Micheal a Vagina Fick as a present

by Rap Jack 69 June 7, 2016