vagina tap

Furiously tapping the vagina until your girlfriend feels bad for you and gives you sex.

Berry tried to vagina tap me so hard last night. I gave in after five minutes.

by King Kylie cakes March 27, 2015

vagina antics

A man who has feminine tendencies such as being a little bitch. A male who is perceived by most to be a total douchebag because this man will usually be seen wearing leather vests and prancing around like a total idiot; he is also known for his horrible taste in fine wines, known for his incessant bitching, and tries to be funny...but let's face it, he sucks. Over all his vagina antics cause broken friendships and leave many to undermine his masculinity.

Jesus! That guy and his vagina antics. His constant bitching and horrible attempts to be funny make me want to vomit.

by Dr. Enforcer September 10, 2015

Joel's Vagina

THE BEST PART ABOUT JOEL, it has 2 soft pillows and nice crevases

michael- have you seen joel's vagina yet
tom- no! but i wont too

by pussssssssssyEATER September 5, 2016

vagina digger

An insult to be taken figuratively or literally that implies someone is digging in one's vagina.

What are you looking for, you vagina digger!?

by Obey_Heda December 5, 2016

Vagina fever

1. When you shove foreign objects up your vagina at the grocery store. Said items cause the vagina to overheat, crush shit and make cookies.
2.When a infected vagina is so warm it can bake cookies.

3.Vagina fever- when a vagina reaches hot temperatures. May be caused by exploding cans, having a tampon in for a long period of time, being overly horny, etc

1. Famished after contracting vagina fever following a rigorous sex act, I stuck cookie dough in my vagina to bake a quick snack.
2.After visiting the store, she mysteriously collapsed. Assuming it was vagina fever, paramedics examined her and removed 15 pieces of make-up from her vaginal and anal cavities.
3.I was at the grocery store and was horny as fuck so I shoved a cookie dough can up my Pussy not knowing I had vagina fever so it baked the cookies

by GGGu March 28, 2016

drunk vagina

When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting

You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time

by Don316 April 9, 2016

vagina dentata

"toothed vagina"; in literature "a devouring, dangerous and alien female"

Canada is constructed as a devouring, dangerous and alien female, even a vagina dentata.

by martynap March 21, 2018