Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010

Turtle

Greazy’s manz. He really loves saag but is extremely whitewashed. He also likes to eat spaghetti in milk. Doesn’t like Greazy back😭🐢

Turtle is gonna give Greazy a g-wagon and turtleinnis

by Gursimran Sandhu January 12, 2023

Nick the turtle

LBH

Nick the turtle is such a loser. He’s a LBH

by RatRunner August 3, 2025

turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

turtle low

Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.

Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.

by expert464 December 7, 2015

Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.

You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Grease turtle

A rare animal that lives and thrives in the sewers of large grease using places. Usually found at restaurants and large kitchen's.

Damn ricky look at the size of those grease turtles

by MRXMEGALODON September 9, 2021