Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.

I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.

by wonkire March 5, 2023

longs

UK - long rolling papers for zoots

Do you have any longs?

by 345rtg3dd July 28, 2021

Long and Fast Paced Environment

corporate speak for a 1:00 PM to 1:00 AM (12 hours) and overworked environment for employees

random employee: "this is a long and fast paced environment"
boss: "stfu and get back to work slave- i mean employee"

by morting September 5, 2025

Long

(of stocks, bonds, or other investments) bought ahead, expecting a future rise in price.

In fact, here is an example sentence using "long" in its investment meaning:
"The investor bought long a stock in hopes that the price of the stock would increase in the coming months."

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

LONG LYRICS BUSINESS

Tortuously slow experience when you'd rather be somewhere else

this is a long lyrics business

by comrade323 October 18, 2015

long mouthing

When she tells you she likes to deepthroat, but she throws up on your favorite comforter

She tried long mouthing my dick. Now my bed looks like blue Gatorade.

by F0ckRite January 14, 2021

Long Boy

An orange cylinder and ironic meme. First used in an anonymous Facebook post by Special Meme Fresh

"HAHA Long boy"
"What?"

by Storm_15 April 9, 2018