Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out
You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
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him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone
you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone
you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡
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"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
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